You knew it would end this way....

This has nothing to do with the current GCW/FWA storyline....this is just for fun...mostly.... >>

The sinners and the saints have all appeared in one place...at one time...in the prime of their lives. They remember everything that has happened to them up to this point.

Standing in front of them are: Shaun Madden, Jennine Stallings, Dale Carpenter, Jacob Severino, Ryan Lockwood and...hey...where's Chris?


...where the hell did Chris go?

Oh...there is Chris Stallings...who had nothing to do with anything...ever...on the other side of the room.

Dale: Chris get your ass over here.

Ewan: Yeah..... Chris.....

Chris: Why? I'm perfectly fine over here...waaay over here. Hey Ewan...you're looking good. Must be that World Championship I helped you win...

Ewan: Yeah..... I put it next to the World Championship Dale helped Jilly win.

Chris: Good then there should be no problems....at all. Looks like your kids are doing well...

...at least one of them....anyway...

Alex: That was your idea too right?

Chris: Only partially....blame Ryan for okaying stuff coming from my obviously diseased mind.

Dale: Jilly.... do you feel in any way wronged by Chris? ....

Jilly: I do have lots of...questions....Why would you put me though all of that?

Chris: You ungrateful bitch...are you not the most prominent woman in this whole...um...world?

Moira: Might I ask why I was put makin' out in a closet with Ewan?

Alexis: Wait, what?

Jen: I think it was random...

All three look at Dale.

Chris: Yes...look at Dale...blame Dale...I'm outta here....

Dale: .... You forgot to mention that you enjoyed it Moira >.>

Alexis stares at her mother, horrified.

Moira: I was drunk! Speaking of which, I'm not thrilled about being a forgetful drunk... mechanical bull? Who did that?

Jen leans over to Alexis.

Jen: You don't want to know.

Alexis: No, I don't.

Jenny comes up behind Moira...

Jenny: Oh come on baby...you know you enjoyed it. Best ride of your life...even if it was in a lesbian bar...

Ryan, pulling the headphones off his ears finally, looks over at Chris

Ryan:"Wait wait wait, blame me okaying what now?"

Ewan glares at him

Ewan: Hi.... Ryan.

Chris: LALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU!

Moira: I don't even bloody remember it!

Erin saunters over to Chris.

Erin: Aww....Chris.... why don't you want to play with us?

Jenny: It was great! You were down to your skivvies and had a cowboy hat made of cocktail weiners....

Moira: 'Ow does this keep getting worse with every retellin'?

She glares at Jen.

Jen: I made you a forgetful drunk, I'll admit that. But I had nothing to do with the mechanical bull.

Ewan: Woah woah woah woah woah..... wait...... Moira liked it?

Dale: Yup Jen told me....

Chris: No, it's not that...and I didn't ruin both of your marriages either...

Ryan glares at Chris for a moment before looking slowly over at Ewan

Ryan:"Ewan..you look..peaceable."

Ewan looks at Ryan.

Ewan: If I weren't fictional I'd be forcing you to eat your own testicles right now.