You knew it would end this way....

Ryan:"Uh is it natural for somebody's face to go that red with anger that fast?"

Chris: I don't know Ryan...let's find out...

...Hey Erin, it's all his fault!

Chris points at Ryan and takes off in a general that way direction...

Ryan looks like a deer in head lights

Ryan:"Chris you son of a..."

Chris: Remember Ryan....YOU ALONE HAVE THE POWER TO END THIS!

Ryan:"Oh yes that TOTALLY HELPS"

Dale: Hey Erin.... Raquel's pregnant.....

ENTIRE EDWARDS FAMILY GLARE

Alexis raises her hand

Alexis: I'm not glaring....

Colin:"You have been married yet.."

Alexis: Yeah, but I passed the initiation, which somehow means I'm an Edwards even though I didn't get married to Alex yet.

Chris: ~from a land far, far away...~ I would just like you all to know...that all the cruel plot twist that have torn apart ....what...three families now...I had nothing to do with...and am really sorry that Ryan is such a evil and vindictive writer. I told you before Ryan....

...YOU ALONE HAVE THE POWER TO END THIS!

Ashley:"So that means you can walk away without getting married and remain an Edwards?"

Ryan:"NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING!!!"

Alexis: Technically, yes, but then I'd wind up as hated as you and Shawn.

Shawn: I would like to point out....that...I was just doing Chris told me to do.

Chris: LIES...HE ISN'T EVEN MY CHARACTER!

Shawn: What?

everybody watches,some in horror some not as Shawn starts to slowly fade from existance

Chris: Ok...that Lauren chick was out there...

...I'm certanly glad I had nothing to do with that...wow....how are you feeling Alex?

Alex: You sent that shit my way mid-stroke.... how the fuck you think I'm feeling?

Chris: Wait...you mean to tell me that the person that sent her to you...

...which was not me, by the way....

...destroyed your strokin'? Who could BE so heartless.....

....JABBY? >>

Ryan:"WHAT?! I was on a bus when she showed up!"


Colin:"Oh praise the lawd! I didn't have to make my way through another eight pages of you two doing soft core erotica...AGAIN! You know for a couple who bitches about interruptions you sure do get enough of that in... "

Jacob: I beleive the interruptions are just so it doesnt seem like all they want to do is write erotica...

Dale: Actually you can blame Chris for this one.... he wouldn't proceed with with the plot twist until Alex was in up to the hilt.

Alex: I knew it! .... and shut up Colin I don't hear your dad complaining about thick chocolate cookies.... or Raquel complaining about Shawn "Simply" putting the tip in. Blame Ryan for your frustration.... maybe if he had you call Amber a little more often and make you a little less emo about your dad..... and your sister.... and Micah.

Dale: Yeah Ryan.... what the hell are you doing to your boy? He's blue ballin.

Ryan:"Maybe my characters are just discreet about their sex lives...?"

Colin and Ashley both stare at Ryan. Ryan stares back.

Ryan:"What?"

Colin:"You motherfu..."

Chris: See? He engineered all of this! Ryan, how could you torment them like this?

Caley walks over to Chris and he hands her the next assignment for her to do...

Chris: I mean REALLY, Ryan...

Lauren comes over Chris hands her an assignment as well...

Chris: You're such an evil mastermind....

Out of no where Keyser Söze shows up and walks over to Ryan

Keyser Söze: I believe you stole my gimmick..."

Ryan points towards the door

Ryan:"OUT! Get out!"

Keyser shrugs and heads out door

Ryan:"Bloody hell..."

Colin:"Well...that was random..."

Jen: Well, it is called the random place.