The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate

Nathalie: Here...give me the phone. I'll answer it...

Daniel: Heh..... OK......... but I have to hear this.

He answers the phone and puts it on speaker.

Shelly: Daniel, it's Shelly. Now look, before you say anything...I've thought about this all weekend. That girl you were with...is all wrong for you. I've decided for you. She's all wrong for you. Look at the way she dresses a....and the way she carries herself. Not like a girl you should be with at all! Who talks about Anal in front of your friends like that?

Nathalie: Oh, Shelly is that you? Oh God, girl! I was hoping I'd get to talk to you alone.

Shelly: .....where's Daniel....

Nathalie: Hmm....if I'm looking at it correctly....eating my pussy...but don't let that stop us from talk...............ooooooooooooooh God...........ing...

Shelly: My God you're classless...

Nathalie: Well that's a little harsh, don't you think Shelly? I mean I ....hold on.....no Daniel I don't mind a little bit of teeth I....Oh, God...yeah....right there.....Shelly....did you know his .....oh.my.God. I....mmmmmmmm.....anyhow, what was I saying? Oh right. Why don't you like me? It's obvious that Daniel does...and your other friends toooooooooooooooo....mmmmm

Shelly: I don't have to explain myself to you, but Eliza and Julia didn't like you either.

Nathalie: Only because I look better than them.

Shelly: Does your arrogance know no end?

Nathalie: No...not an end...but a climax....can he....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................call you back?

Shelly: I'm coming upstairs.

Nathalie: Really? I let him know then...

Daniel ends the call and bursts into fits of laughter.

Daniel: Have I ever told you that you're incredible.....?

Nathalie: Who me? Why?

Daniel: You're fun, spirited, witty...... not to mention unfathomably hot..... I feel sorry for Shelly if her aim is to make me want to stop seeing you.....

Nathalie: So....you want to make this a...regular thing, then, huh?

Daniel: Of course..... as regular as humanly possible....

Nathalie: Mmm....good. I'm....very happy with that.

She lays next to him...

Nathalie: I just kind of want to....lay here....is that alright?

He pulls her closer so her head is resting on his chest. He gently kisses the top of her head.

Daniel: That sounds great to me.

There is a knock on the door....

Johnathan: Alright, David....time to go man. Game day. David....you in there?

Daniel: Heh.... not again...... wait..... David?

Johnathan: That's right DAVID...I know that Daniel and his girlfriend asked you to watch the apartment last night....so if say....SHELLY was asking me to open the door....I wouldn't be able to....

Daniel: But surely SHELLY wouldn't do a thing like that...... surely if SHELLY wanted to speak to DANIEL...... she ask to be let in herself like a big girl.....

Johnathan: My point exactly. I...

Shelly: Daniel I know you're in there....let me in please?

He throws on some pants and answers the door.

Daniel: ...... yes?

Shelly stands there with Johnathan. Shelly doesn't look amused....

Shelly: Did you forget we had comedy club plans tonight?

Daniel: Yup.

Shelly exhales loudly....

Shelly: Well, come on then! Marlon goes on at eight. Everyone's waiting...SHE...can stay here.

Nathalie comes walking up behind Daniel wearing her white panties and a short sleeve button down shirt of Daniel's....

Nathalie: Hmmmm?

Daniel: HER name is Nathalie...... and if you so badly require my attendance this evening..... then you'll very politely extend Nathalie an invitation.

Shelly: Oh for fuck's sake...

Johnathan: Nathalie...would you like to come.......

silence....silence.....

Shelly: OI!

Johnathan: ....er, I mean...with us...?

Daniel: Well sweetie.... do you want to go out tonight.....? or would you prefer we..... stay in?

Nathalie: Well....I'm sure we could use the fresh oxygen, hon. Besides...I am going to have to go home tonight. I don't want to keep you from work in the morning.